Strange Events

To The Two Nosy Reporters,

I haven't seen anything interesting from your magazine lately, so I decided to share with you a few tips that you might find interesting. I know, the article about the Dragonica-related diseases raised awareness about it, yet it caused some panic amongst mentally unstable citizens. As you know, a trail of communication from person-to-person could easily be warped if spread by word of mouth. However, you might want to try being a bit more clear with these things next time. The other day, we were sent to dispatch an unruly mob almost overrunning Nurse Mimi's clinic in Libra.

It's not only the people that are becoming unruly, those dreaded sheep in the Windia Plains have also gone mad. The other day, they were able to form an "Angry Herd" and trotted towards town, bleating in a monotonous mantra: "Four legs good, two legs BAAAAAD." Now this line might sound familiar, but perhaps the sheep are really trying to form an uprising. I mean, they were even holding signs saying "NO WOOL AIN'T COOL" or "EAT LAMB? GET WHAMMED!" as they started to attack lowbie adventurers around the area.

We were able to hold off these guys but they swore they'd be back for more. Dun Morgan of Odellia has requested more strong adventurers to help reinforce Odellia if every they strike again. In other events, I was leisurely strolling through Libra the other day, until everyone heard a godlike voice in the sky, with this message:

(Click to enlarge.)

Hey, is Dobby a part of this? I definitely heard his name as everyone heard that announcement. Whatever it was, everyone sudden;y had a force field around them. Commander Evan didn't inform us of any wizards or mages involved in this so is this just a silly prank created by some bored magicians? I'll leave that to public opinion.

I guess that's it for now. And Mizureii, if you're reading this, give me back my pair of black briefs. I know you stole it, my drawer was practically full of the magic dust you warmages use for battle.

With Regards,
Prawnt, The Tempura Knight

Fangirl's Fantasy

To My Dearest Ebbie,

I found another piece of mail entitled "Fan Art" and when I opened it, I got this:

(Do I really look THAT submissive? Click image to enlarge.)

The following caption? It only said "Uke Prawnt". Right, this is probably another sick joke created by Irichi and the other girls who want to pin me down as nothing more but a submissive person! It's the thought that counts? Well, perhaps. You don't get much people who would want to draw you, but this is... I don't know.

In the end, it's probably another yaoi fangirl's fantasy.

Stay safe, don't read yaoi. You're a better girl than that.

From Your Dear Brother,
Prawnt

OOC: Many thanks to Ceaz for this drawing!
From left to right: Dobby, Prawnt, Ceaz. Squealing Fangirl: Mizureii

The Port of WHAT???

To The Two Nosy Reporters,

I've heard you guys are taking in all kinds of scoops and stuff right? Well, consider this letter as a tip of sorts. I know you're busy with other stories like the mysterious "ball snatcher" that preys on weak men, and the mysterious blue bird that is somehow present everywhere. But hear me, nosy reporters. This is probably one of the most controversial things we have found right under our noses.

Anyway, I was with a few friends at the Port of Winds, El Grego's capital and center of commerce and trade. We were having a few drinks here and there until one of the lads mention that that "thing" he spotted over there looks like a ****.

Well, being the clueless person as I usually was I really didn't get it at first, until I realized what he was implying and bashed him on the head for it. "F**K NOW I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING IT TOO!!!" I told the others as they also laughed out loud. Really, there has been some controversy surrounding these weird-shaped cylindrical posts. I know it looks like a fish, but you know how everyone's imagination could be so wild nowadays.

If you have noticed, all of these have been incorporated into the town's design. Just look around the city. You'll find it almost anywhere. Any leads on this one? Well I'm not really so sure myself. But why would our sovereign Steven Jr. implement this design in the first place, especially in a city rife with children???

If you want something more convincing, here's a picture of the fence in front of his mansion.


Yet I think in the end, it's all up to your imagination, and the way you think. Just wanted to give you a small head's up.

Oh yeah, and please stop following me. Someone ransacked my room the other day, specifically my underwear drawer. I suspected it would be you though there would be more plausible suspects.

Godspeed,
Prawnt, The Tempura Knight

Some Nosy Reporters

To My Dearest Ebbie,

A strange letter appeared in my mailbox the other day. Amongst the usual myriad of letters you stuff into my mail, I found something unique. It was different from your Woodie-scented letters, and it looked kinda professional, as it was written in brown paper. The text was also typewritten, and it read, "We're from the Dragonica Dose! If you have the time, we'd like to interview you! Meet us at Mystia Lane in Odellia if you're interested. Thank you!". The Dragonica Dose? Was that some kind of medicine or some kind of newspaper? I only read The Libra Times and the Daily Odellia. Whatever it was, I first thought this might be some kind of scam, so off I went to Mystia Lane in Odellia.

Upon arriving, I was already being followed by several newbies staring at my glossy armor, and even a few wide-eyed warriors who are probably aspiring to become like me. It felt good Ebbie. However, something was not right. Among these newbies that came and went, two people approached me, a magician and a thief. (Though in reality, they're a warmage and a ninja in newbie clothing.) They seemed elated to see me and grabbed me immediately.


The two introduced themselves as reporters for the Dragonica Dose. Mizureii, a loli-face and her sidekick, Dobby who looked pretty abused by her. After settling down a bit, they asked me the most outrageous questions. Believe me Ebbie, you don't wanna know what they asked me. It'd be too much for your fragile and innocent mind. They also asked about what happened to Toby. The truth is, I released him into the Ocher Forest several days earlier, and he left me a few feathers to remember him by. Toby needed to grow so I had to release him.

Dobby wanted to date you. I showed him a thing or two by hitting him with my sword's hilt. No one gets close to my sister but me! Am I being overprotective Ebbie? Just party with your gal pals, and never party with any guy without my permission. Dad's too old to keep an eye on you so he instructed me to do that.

Out of the two, Mizureii was the nosiest asking all these yaoi-related questions even to the point of inspecting my butt to see if it was "Uke enough". As for Dobby, Mizureii forced me to kiss him. Well I was surprised at first but I had grown almost used to it because of the countless times Irichi forced me to kiss the other guys by "accident". (I gulped a whole bottle of beer after that.)

There was also one part after that kiss when Mizureii was forcing Dobby to "date" me. Ugh, that interview was really tense on my part.

It makes me wonder how they found out about my letters when I send them to your mailbox privately. Perhaps they intercept couriers and mailmen to get "the scoop" huh? I'll never know how they do it, but these journalists have their ways. If I had to rate their magazine along the Libra Times among others, they'd fit perfectly in the "Gossip & Entertainment" section.

After the interview, we had a little courtesy picture, for keeps. Really, Mizureii is a loli-face. You know how I like loli Ebbie. They're my second favorite. The first? I'll tell you the next time we meet. (It has something to do with tentacles. ;D )


With that, I advise you to keep watch of your letters, as these nosy reporters may come after you as well.

Stay safe, be always alert!

From Your Dear Brother,
Prawnt

OOC: Thanks to Mizureii and Dobby from the DGN Dose for this collaborative entry.