Cookies and Cream

To My Dearest Ebbie,

Remember those nosy reporters I told you about the other day? They're still on the loose and trying to be as nosy as possible to the people they victimize! Unfortunately, the commander has ignored my petition to shut down their operations, so I have no choice but to act like a vigilante and perform my duty as a Knight to protect those in need! From what I've heard from newbie adventurers, their next target was an unlikely couple named Kewkies and Kreme. A merchant told me they're chronicling an epic journey for the Dragon Expedition.

(What entered my mind when I heard their names.)

It makes me wonder how they got those fitting names. (Although people do ask us about our names as well, no?) I will perform a duty whether they like it or not, I WILL PROTECT THEM! I brought my riot gear with me just to be sure. I eventually caught up to them and introduced myself. The defender or justice! The bane of all malice! I AM PRAWNT, THE TEMPURA KNIGHT!!! Well, I had to make an entrance at least. At first, they didn't believe me when I told them about these nosy reporters they were scheduled to meet.

So I had no choice but to show them an exhibition of what I can do! I performed all sorts of tricks that I use in the troupe; the super saiyan, the tempura fighting combos, and even the clock head trick. I could tell you Ebbie, they looked pretty impressed. Then I put on my riot gear to show them how large my shield was for them to hide behind. Who knows when those journalists may be lurking somewhere.

Kewkies complained of all the breadrolls and parfaits she had been having, so I gave both of them twenty slices of cake each. When we got to the meeting point in Odellia, I did my best to hide them both as their bodyguard detail, but Mizureii drove me out by bombarding me with her magic. I had no choice but to leave them be, shouting, "ENJOY YOUR INTERVIEW!!!" as I ran off into the horizon as the sun started to set.

Yup, another day for the glorious Tempura Knight, Prawnter Tartareus!!!

Stay safe, and uphold the Warrior's Code!!!

From Your Dear Brother,
Prawnt

OOC: Many thanks to Kewkies and Kreme for this collaborative! ;D

Some Nosy Reporters

To My Dearest Ebbie,

A strange letter appeared in my mailbox the other day. Amongst the usual myriad of letters you stuff into my mail, I found something unique. It was different from your Woodie-scented letters, and it looked kinda professional, as it was written in brown paper. The text was also typewritten, and it read, "We're from the Dragonica Dose! If you have the time, we'd like to interview you! Meet us at Mystia Lane in Odellia if you're interested. Thank you!". The Dragonica Dose? Was that some kind of medicine or some kind of newspaper? I only read The Libra Times and the Daily Odellia. Whatever it was, I first thought this might be some kind of scam, so off I went to Mystia Lane in Odellia.

Upon arriving, I was already being followed by several newbies staring at my glossy armor, and even a few wide-eyed warriors who are probably aspiring to become like me. It felt good Ebbie. However, something was not right. Among these newbies that came and went, two people approached me, a magician and a thief. (Though in reality, they're a warmage and a ninja in newbie clothing.) They seemed elated to see me and grabbed me immediately.


The two introduced themselves as reporters for the Dragonica Dose. Mizureii, a loli-face and her sidekick, Dobby who looked pretty abused by her. After settling down a bit, they asked me the most outrageous questions. Believe me Ebbie, you don't wanna know what they asked me. It'd be too much for your fragile and innocent mind. They also asked about what happened to Toby. The truth is, I released him into the Ocher Forest several days earlier, and he left me a few feathers to remember him by. Toby needed to grow so I had to release him.

Dobby wanted to date you. I showed him a thing or two by hitting him with my sword's hilt. No one gets close to my sister but me! Am I being overprotective Ebbie? Just party with your gal pals, and never party with any guy without my permission. Dad's too old to keep an eye on you so he instructed me to do that.

Out of the two, Mizureii was the nosiest asking all these yaoi-related questions even to the point of inspecting my butt to see if it was "Uke enough". As for Dobby, Mizureii forced me to kiss him. Well I was surprised at first but I had grown almost used to it because of the countless times Irichi forced me to kiss the other guys by "accident". (I gulped a whole bottle of beer after that.)

There was also one part after that kiss when Mizureii was forcing Dobby to "date" me. Ugh, that interview was really tense on my part.

It makes me wonder how they found out about my letters when I send them to your mailbox privately. Perhaps they intercept couriers and mailmen to get "the scoop" huh? I'll never know how they do it, but these journalists have their ways. If I had to rate their magazine along the Libra Times among others, they'd fit perfectly in the "Gossip & Entertainment" section.

After the interview, we had a little courtesy picture, for keeps. Really, Mizureii is a loli-face. You know how I like loli Ebbie. They're my second favorite. The first? I'll tell you the next time we meet. (It has something to do with tentacles. ;D )


With that, I advise you to keep watch of your letters, as these nosy reporters may come after you as well.

Stay safe, be always alert!

From Your Dear Brother,
Prawnt

OOC: Thanks to Mizureii and Dobby from the DGN Dose for this collaborative entry.