The Port of WHAT???

To The Two Nosy Reporters,

I've heard you guys are taking in all kinds of scoops and stuff right? Well, consider this letter as a tip of sorts. I know you're busy with other stories like the mysterious "ball snatcher" that preys on weak men, and the mysterious blue bird that is somehow present everywhere. But hear me, nosy reporters. This is probably one of the most controversial things we have found right under our noses.

Anyway, I was with a few friends at the Port of Winds, El Grego's capital and center of commerce and trade. We were having a few drinks here and there until one of the lads mention that that "thing" he spotted over there looks like a ****.

Well, being the clueless person as I usually was I really didn't get it at first, until I realized what he was implying and bashed him on the head for it. "F**K NOW I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING IT TOO!!!" I told the others as they also laughed out loud. Really, there has been some controversy surrounding these weird-shaped cylindrical posts. I know it looks like a fish, but you know how everyone's imagination could be so wild nowadays.

If you have noticed, all of these have been incorporated into the town's design. Just look around the city. You'll find it almost anywhere. Any leads on this one? Well I'm not really so sure myself. But why would our sovereign Steven Jr. implement this design in the first place, especially in a city rife with children???

If you want something more convincing, here's a picture of the fence in front of his mansion.


Yet I think in the end, it's all up to your imagination, and the way you think. Just wanted to give you a small head's up.

Oh yeah, and please stop following me. Someone ransacked my room the other day, specifically my underwear drawer. I suspected it would be you though there would be more plausible suspects.

Godspeed,
Prawnt, The Tempura Knight

A Possible Uniform

Dear Ms. Ebbie,

Hi there Ebbie, this is Sieg, Prawnt's guild master from the Newtypes Coalition of Free Fighters. If you could tell me why Prawnt hasn't shown up at our headquarters yet, it would really be a great help for us. Anyway, let me tell you something. Though we've been disbanded, I was thinking of putting the guild back together again with a twist. So I have decided that our guild should have uniforms!

Whether they be a warrior, thief, mage or archer, they will have to wear a specific uniform. It was really hard thinking up of what everyone should wear. People have always regarded my tastes as flamboyant or simply extravagant, but nevertheless, I know what people want to wear~. Haha! I haven't thought up of anything nice for the ladies to wear but for the men! Oh my~ I could already envision it in my mind that we'd be wearing the same outfit in battle~!

So I tried rounding up all the male guildies I could get in touch with, but only your handsome brother Prawnt came. Your dear brother was compassionate enough to test run my little outfit~! It cost a bit of cash, but the designer has taste, magnifique, I must say! We were actually together in the same room, just the two of us, heehee! It was a pity my girlfriend Mynthe couldn't make it for this little test run, though she was the one who picked the outfit! (I could also swear someone was watching us from the shadows...)

Anyway, it took a bit of time and persuasion (almost two hours, new record!) to get him to wear it, but here it is! The kreme de la kreme~

Voila~! Don't you think that outfit looks faaaaaabulous? He only wore it for like, ten seconds though. But that really got me going to have more ordered for all the guys~. All those open bare chests, I'd be filled with bliss~ haha! I tried to persuade him to strut it around town, but he kept making up this excuse that he still had other plans and stuff. I just told him to come back to do it another day and he agreed. I haven't heard from him since.

Please reply, my dear Ebbie. You simply must tell me where your fabulous brother is hiding right now. If you tell me, I'll make sure you get a faaabulous outfit too, I could almost die seeing all the girls in those fabulous outfits I have in mind, heehee~!

So here's hoping for your reply, my dear Ebbie~!

With regards~,
Sieg

P.S. Prawnt goes well together with Ceaz right? OH MY GOSH you should write to me about that too~! Anyway, tata~!

Enter Dias

To My Dearest Ebbie,

Alright, I shall accept your apology, but never ever brand me as anything else. You know me Ebbie. And no one else's perspective will change what you think of me. Anyway, Marj introduced me to this friend of hers. His name is Dias. At first impression he's kind of... well I don't know really. Those eyes always look as if he craves for something. Something that I don't really want to know. Many Jesters are friendly but Dias is different. Probably more flamboyant than Guildmaster Sieg, he was a bit too friendly...

Marj dragged me to one side of Libra where we met Dias. Upon saying hi, he then approached me, looked at me straight in the face and gave me a kiss. To the lips. Yes Ebbie, I was so speechless that I freaked out. Marj looked delighted as I stood there in disbelief. Dias waved his hand in front of my eyes and I went back to reality. WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GUY???

He was wearing his Twink outfit but later went somewhere to get his golden helm. I don't know why, but wen he came back with his helm, he suddenly led us to this bath in the back alley. It looked so refreshing really. And when I thought things were getting better Dias then strips to his undergarments and jumps right into the steamy water. Marj also did the same, as there was a small changing area conveniently located nearby. She dipped herself into the small tub and both of them were trying to drag me in.


I then got changed, with only a small washcloth around my waist. I left my equipment right beside the tub and went right in, inevitably beside Dias. There was something reeeaaaallly suspicious about his smile. I had to keep my guard up. My manliness is at stake here!

The bath felt good on my body, it felt as if the muscle aches from all that fighting were melting away. It was so refreshing. Unfortunately, my experience was relatively uncomfortable to the point Dias kept touching me... from behind. I know the tub is small but really, can't he respect other people's personal space! What a space invader! Marj clung to Dias tightly. They must be really good friends, huh?

When we were finished, (I swear Dias was watching me in the dressing room putting on my armor!) we said our goodbyes and everything, and Dias gave me his "business card". Like many jesters, his job is to entertain people. I really don't know what kind of "entertainment" he's into, but he did whisper something into my ear.

"I'll see you next time. I'll show you my Superia outfit."

After that he pinched my cheek and winked. He finally left with Marj. I swear after that, I just froze in place, stunned.

Really Ebbie, the kinds of people I meet are diverse and odd. Well I know I'm an oddball too Ebbie, but things like this freak me out you know?

Stay safe, don't talk to strangers!

From Your Dear Brother,
Prawnt